Alright, Tooting, get ready to level up your nights, because we are where the magic happens. We’re not just a pub, we’re the OG instigators of moments that go straight into your group chat history (seriously, your pals will be saying “OMG, last night at The Castle” like it’s the new ‘out out’).

From seasonal-food-and-drink perfection (we’re talking bites that make your taste buds high-five) to private-and-semi-private spaces perfect for any occasion, we’ve got you covered. And then… there’s our beer garden, aka the MVP of autumn  hangouts. It’s not just big, it’s covered and heated and HUGE.

We’re all about those ‘just because’ vibes and trust us when we say, you never know what’s happening here – the random magic we whip up (including Head Chef Sian’s epic seasonal specials) will have you thinking ‘we should make the Castle an every-day-kinda-habit’.

Still not sold? Come down and see what all the fuss is about. We’re ready to make your group chat pop.

If you’ve drawn the short straw (or maybe you volunteered like a legend) and you’re in charge of this year’s Christmas bash, don’t panic, just Castle.  We’re talkin’ cranberry-stuffed, gravy-drenched, sleigh-bell-swingin’ celebrations. Whether it’s a full-on feast for 70 or cocktail-and-canapé chaos for 100 (mulled wine in one hand, pigs-in-blankets in the other). Our festive menus are bursting with all the twinkle-lit, belly-filling joy your party needs.

Worried about the winter chill? We’ve got toasty heaters, a fairy-lit stretch tent, and a pub so cosy-you’ll-never-leave (seriously, we’ve seen it happen). So grab your tinsel-clad team and let’s make this Christmas one to shout about till next December.

Our legendary pub quiz is every Wednesday (hosted by the one and only quizmaster-extraordinaire Harvey). Every week is a wild, hilarious ride with unexpected, brain-busting rounds that will have you questioning your life choices. Think you’ve got what it takes to beat Tooting’s top-tier, trivia-obsessed geniuses? (Spoiler: they’re basically walking, fact-filled encyclopaedias). Tables fill up quicker than you can say “we’re the quiz night champs,” so pop your booking in before your mates swoop in and steal the last spot quiz lovers.

Still feeling the foggy-head-after-Saturday-shenanigans? We’ve got you. Slide into us for a mouth-wateringly, lip-smacking, gravy-drenched roast (yes, the kind that makes your taste buds do a high five). Think melt-in-your-mouth meats, crispy-edged potatoes, and towering, wobble-worthy Yorkshire puddings that practically demand a photo before you attack.

And of course, we’ve got the best bloody Mary in Tooting to tackle any lingering Saturday chaos (or, you know, kickstart a cheeky Sunday funday). Seasonal veg done right, cosy-but-epic vibes, and a pint or two for good measure – basically, Sunday scaries don’t stand a chance here.

Come for the roast, stay for the laughs, and leave with your weekend officially upgraded.